My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.
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I tried crack once now I’m a girl
i smoked a cigarette once. now im a boy.
i drank caffeinated energy drinks once now I’m a communist
my account got deleted once and now I’m a fuckboy
I went to church once, now I’m a racist homophobe with no motivation in life other than to tear people down to make my beliefs seem taller and more purposeful.
I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything but we’ve all been meaning to talk to you about that.
set rapists on fire, set rape apologists on fire, set anyone who says ‘we should think about how the rapists’ life is going to be affected’ on fire, set victim blamers on fire
okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.
'Amazeballs,' 'YOLO,' 'cray' added to Oxford Dictionaries?!
Now you can “humblebrag” for knowing that “binge-watch,” “side boob,” “douchebaggery,” “fandom,” and other well-known slang terms are officially in Oxford Dictionaries.
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