how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40
For years, it was assumed that in the third Star Wars prequel, the saga’s two point-of-view droids — C-3PO and R2-D2 — would somehow have their memories wiped. This would explain why the two droids don’t divulge any integral plot points to the characters of the original…
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.
THIS FUCKIN HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME! AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WOKE UP AND WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE 20 TIMES BUT I DIED EVERY TIME BEFORE I MADE IT, SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT UP I WALKED TO SCHOOL SO DAMN CAREFULLY I WAS NEARLY HIT BY A CAR -.-
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.